That is, until they do.
A violin. I had never played a violin. I had never even held a violin before. It was about 2am and I was talking to my best friend who was also drinking. I told her that I always loved how they sounded and wished I had played while I was in school. Sober me is now learning how to play the violin.
My buddy and I got HAMMERED drunk one night and decided I should buy a plane ticket to Anchorage and join him when he was flying home to visit his mom & dad & brother.
We spent a week driving around Alaska fishing and drinking beer (in camp) and it was the best fucking vacation I ever had.