If you're like us, you drive past convenient store signs without thinking twice. But in Wallingford, Washington, one sign in particular has been catching passersby off-guard in the best way possible.
Originally a sign that posted promotions for an auto repair shop, the owners realized they had little use for the sign after they converted the auto shop into a convenience store.
The owners update the sign once a week.
Living guilt-free is a cakewalk when you can't remember half of the stuff you do.
Well, we're super OCD about people trivializing a serious mental disorder!
Fun fact: Cannibals refuse to eat clowns. They taste funny.
Enough is enough.
And they probably would have won James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge.
What's that? What were we talking about again?
Gesundheit is a word exclusively made to wish good health upon someone who just sneezed. Plus, do you really believe you're qualified to bless people? Get off your high horse.
...First dates would be so fact-based.
(But not as clever as writing nothing here...wait)
...and Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays...
Except Kraft, maybe.
Entitled to basic utilities and shelter from the elements. Grow up already!
Ok, whatever. We're down to clown.