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13 Photos That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter

If you're slightly immature like us, you can't help but notice that some photos — INNOCENT AS THEY MAY BE — look very, very dirty. Usually it's accidental. But some of these photos suggest there are very dirty-minded people out there constructing explicit jokes in advertisements and products, and hoping that no one will notice. And we're onto them.

  • Well, they are trying to make Barbies more realistic...

    Well, they are trying to make Barbies more realistic...

    Plus, now there's finally a way to ensure Barbie isn't faking it.

  • At first, the team was glad to see the principal getting excited about the game.

    At first, the team was glad to see the principal getting excited about the game.

    But then she whipped out this monster.

  • Whoever wrote this composition was heartbreakingly innocent.

    Whoever wrote this composition was heartbreakingly innocent.

    Bless this G-rated, earnest person. They are in short supply these days.

  • If anything's enough to turn us vegan, it's this sausage.

    If anything's enough to turn us vegan, it's this sausage.

    We're eating veggies only from now on: Bananas, cucumbers, long carrots...Wait...

  • If you understand this sign instantly, you're smarter than us.

    If you understand this sign instantly, you're smarter than us.

    Still trying to figure it out...AH! It's so the sky lift can go directly up the skier's butt without any interference.

  • Seriously, how could this be accidental?

    Seriously, how could this be accidental?

    Who signed off on this at-attention Spider-Man? They're fired!

  • Turn around little frog, TURN AROUND!

    Turn around little frog, TURN AROUND!

    These "Bathing Beauties" are getting a little too relaxed...

  • Well, we're not going to disagree with them necessarily...

    Well, we're not going to disagree with them necessarily...

    But what the hell was this copywriter thinking?

  • Maybe some Disney executives are just bonafide perverts?

    Maybe some Disney executives are just bonafide perverts?

    After all, half their movies have some kind of explicit imagery hidden somewhere in them...

  • WHAT?! NO, WE WILL NOT FEEL IT.

    WHAT?! NO, WE WILL NOT FEEL IT.

    It's like they get a computer to write these things!

  • Alright, we've DEFINITELY stumbled on a global conspiracy of perverted copywriters...

    Alright, we've DEFINITELY stumbled on a global conspiracy of perverted copywriters...

    This one says "bee-j's" and has a woman making a HIGHLY suggestive gesture. There is NO WAY this is accidental!

  • Is nothing sacred?

    Is nothing sacred?

    Now they're involving Barbie-universe royalty in their perverted plot. Great.

  • She's a local favorite!

    She's a local favorite!

    Might this be your mom's plate, perchance?

  • We could believe this is an accident.

    We could believe this is an accident.

    We could, but we're not going to. This dino love scene was intentional, and it's beautiful.

  • OK. They win! We're done. This is too much.

    OK. They win! We're done. This is too much.

    Yep, you know you'd eat that.

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