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Do you have a bucket list? Those things you want to try at least once?

What about an anti-bucket list? Those things you've tried and have vowed to never do again.

Reddit user zzephyrus asked for people to contribute, asking "Let's make an anti-bucket list. What is something you'll never do (again)?" Here are the best suggestions for your list.

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Ride motorcycle without enough protection.

Road rash is a b*tch!

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Young Love

Agree to move in together with an unemployed boyfriend.

sighs

oh, early twenties....

Young Love
Crack Is Whack

I'll never visit a crack house again I didn't even know it was gonna be a crack house and BAM! I don't even do drugs!
"It'll be a great party!", they said. And there I am, sat on a broken sofa in the kitchen. Net curtains soldered to the windowsill with mold. A single depressing red light bulb glowed. A constant throbbing of a booming bass speaker, echoing vibrations through the structure like some sort of, demonic heartbeat of the house. The doors all duct-taped open - even the toilet door. Passed out people everywhere.
Drugs everywhere. High people everywhere. Someone lit a fire in the parking lot out back. And out there beyond the burning furniture I could see a sad gazebo. It was upside down. They never even picked it up. Despite not being high I knew the gazebo was sad. He was next in line for the fire.
I called a taxi. "We don't go down that road."
How did I end up here?
But I got out alive! And I'll never do that sh*t again.

Crack Is Whack
Phil Wasn't Phabulous

Going to Groundhogs Day in Punxsutawney, PA.

It's cold, miserable, and usually muddy from snow. Nothing like the Bill Murray movie. Also once it's over you wait 3 hours to be bused out. Crossed it off and never again!

Phil Wasn't Phabulous
Sell, Sell, Sell

Work retail on Black Friday.

Sell, Sell, Sell
Low Hanging Fruit

My balls were pretty loose one day and I accidentally sat on one.

(Never again) Ouch

Low Hanging Fruit
Once a Cheater

Date a girl who cheated with me before getting with me, thinking they would be different while dating me, funny joke.

Once a Cheater
For Just an Hour of Your Time...

Attend a timeshare " meeting".

Got suckered into it once in Vegas. Ended up wasting half a day.

For Just an Hour of Your Time...
When It's Over

Ask my ex to have sex with me.

When It's Over
Reluctant Spelunker

Go cave exploring. It's too dangerous, in the last place you'd want to get hurt.

Tight squeezes, huge drop-offs. If you should lose your lights, you're entombed.

Reluctant Spelunker
Blind

Ignore all the red flags because of love.

Blind
Looking Back

I once ran backwards to see how fast I could go. I learned two things.

1. I can run backwards pretty fast.

2. Breaking your arm in 2 places is not fun.

Looking Back
Moneypit

Buy a house with a history of structural problems, no matter what repairs have been done.

Moneypit
Make $1,000 a Day At Home!

Go to an "interview" for a "job" that's been offered by a stranger who is pretending to be my friend.

F*cking multi-level marketers...

"but it's not multi level marketing though, it's referral marketing!"

Make $1,000 a Day At Home!
Waning Desire

Wax.

I hated my chest hair, so I decided one time to get an at-home waxing kit.

Oh boy, that hurt so bad. It had me, a grown man, in tears rolling on the floor ripping those hairs off my chest.

You know what? Honestly, chest hair isn't so bad anymore, now that I think of it.

Waning Desire
Anesthesia Please

Tooth extraction without sedation.

The $200 for the gas is the best money I've ever spent.

Anesthesia Please
Unhappy Hour

Drinking to solve problems.

Tends to create more of them.

Unhappy Hour
Vlassic Attack

Pickle Jello Shots. Ever hear of a pickle back? You do a shot of whiskey and then a shot of pickle juice. Amazingly, the pickle juice neutralizes the burn of the whisky. For a picnic my friends were having, I'd thought I'd escalate the experience by making pickle jello. Literally pickle juice and knox gelatin and water.

So we do the shot of whiskey and follow with a carefully chosen square of pickle jello.

Reactions ranged from "oh that's gross" to "hey that's oddly satisfying" to... mine. I didn't get a full bite, the minute my mouth closed around it, my body decided to violently reject it. I spat it out and dry heaved a couple times. My friends were laughing their a** off, since it was my idea. I kept belching as my stomach spasmed. It was SO salty and SO brine-y and my entire body couldn't handle it. My stomach was doing flips hours later. Even just thinking about it is turning my stomach.

Don't... don't do this.

Vlassic Attack
Party Animals

Party with a bunch of cops.

I am not sure how I survived that, but I know why we weren't arrested.

Party Animals
When to Say When

Try to make it work with inconsiderate and irresponsible roommates.

I was so stressed out that my hair started turning white and falling out.

When to Say When
Rode to Nowhere

Spin class.

I like cycling, I'm in decent shape, I have weekly gym sessions and I even like most dance music.

But I will be f_cked with a cactus before I take another spin class. Having terrible dance music played at distorting volume while an annoying a-holes shouts directions at me, while I pedal away fruitlessly... f_ck that.

Rode to Nowhere
Turn Up the Heat

I ate a Carolina Reaper and even made it in a video with the guy who invented it with millions of views and still won't do it again. I spent 45 minutes naked on the bathroom floor at my friends house it hurt so bad.

Turn Up the Heat
Charge It

Go in to credit card debt.

40 year old me finally paid off 23 year old me...

Charge It
Recovery

Heroin.

10 years off the sh*t!

Weeee

Recovery
Some Like It Hot

Tried masturbating with Icy Hot, because it'd be like the Altoid mint bl*wjob thing, right?

No.

No, that is not what it is like.

Some Like It Hot
Superhuman

Keep telling myself that I can and have to handle f*cking everything.

Don't overwork yourself, and don't be afraid to share your worries and sorrows with your friends and loved ones.

Superhuman
El Capitan

Compliment someone on their Captain America shirt when it was in fact the Puerto Rican flag.

El Capitan
Mush!

Dog sledding. The dogs are cool, but half of them were all caged up going crazy.

Also, much more sh*t and pee than i anticipated.

Mush!
Exercise In Futility

Argue with a flat earther.

My lord, that's like arguing with a looped recording of nonsense.

Exercise In Futility
An Acquired Taste

Never gonna eat durian again.

I was at my friends house and her mom offered some and I tried it to be nice. I literally gagged and spit it up on a napkin like a baby.

I can still remember what it tastes like

An Acquired Taste
Grease Is the Word

Cook bacon naked.

Lesson learned sufficiently after only one time.

Grease Is the Word
Fan Is Short for Fanatic

Work a concession stand at an NFL game.

If I the hear words "ultimate nachos" one more time...

Fan Is Short for Fanatic
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